Well truly the ubiquitous duck, certainly in the Northern Hemisphere. Where it didn't get to by its own efforts, it has been introduced, including into chunks of Oz and NZ. It often seems within a few minutes of flying anywhere you hear that irritating 'quack-quack-quack' of a Mallard. I'm sorry, I live by a pond and being woken by that loud 'quack-bloody-quack' at 3am gets stale quick, and they come round for bread, and bang on the back door, so I kinda have a love-hate relationship with this species. The chicks are cute though!
As 'the' duck it has had a fair number of names: Stock Duck (Orkney), Mire Duck (Forfar), Moss Duck (Renfrew, Aberdeen), Muir Duck (Stirling), Grey Duck (Lancashire) and the They've Shit on the Back Step Again Duck (Here).
Like so many birds they can forecast the weather, as in:
  "
When ducks are driving through the burn
  That night the weather takes a turn."
In early usage the male was called Mallard and the female just Duck, the young were delightfully called 'Flappers'. We've all heard of the game 'ducks and drakes' for skimming stones on water which comes from the half-run on water half-fly actions of disturbed ducks.
Pointer in the "
Oxoniensis Academia " (1749) relates the custom of the All Saints College, Oxon, of holding a 'Mallard Night' on 14th Jan every year to celebrate/remember a drake mallard imprisoned in a gutter or drain under the All Souls college and grown to a "vast bigness". I give you therefore parts of "
The Merry Old Song of the All Souls' Mallard".
  "
Griffin, bustard, turkey, capon,
  Let other hungry mortals gape on;
  And on their bones their stomach fall hard,
  But let All Souls' men have their Mallard.
  Oh ! by the blood of King Edward,
  Oh ! by the blood of King Edward,
  It was a swapping, swapping Mallard.
  The Romans once admired a gander
  More than they did their chief commander
  Because he saved, if some don't fool us,
  The place that's called the head of Tolus,
  Oh ! by the blood, etc. "
It goes on but you probably have to be well bleutered to really want more. I'll move on.
cute
Then they bring their fluffy little chicks round and aaaaahhhh, “Oh, look aren’t they cute.” I am a sucker for a fluffy chick.
I mean loooook, cute.
a very questioning look
a very questioning look
ignoring the shit, the frequent loud noise, and the rather distressing reproductive protocols they adopt, I have to admit they bring a certain completeness to our garden, that’s the sweet painful joy of a love/hate relationship I guess. Tell me there isn’t something going-on behind those eyes.
Eider
Somateria mollissima
Has been called: the Great Black and White Duck, OK not the most poetic for sure, but it covers all the bases! also Dusky Duck, which suits the female and young juvenile, and from Shetland we have Dunter and Dunter Duck This latter maybe from the Swedish dun< = down and taer a = to gnaw from its habit of plucking down from its breast when hatching eggs. Lastly, from Northumberland, we have St. Cutherbert's duck or Cudberduce, this from their nesting on the Farne islands, where they provided companions for the saint's solitude. I don't think you could wish for better mates, sitting on a rock on your own or not.
For such a big and imposing duck, they have a lovely soft cuddly call, If you've not heard them then click.
a big cuddly duck
Well, I said at the start, did I not, that I might be uncertain re. my favourite duck. Eiders certainly challenge me, Great big and cuddly, with a great bold colour scheme, well the males anyway and what a sound track. Now, being a ‘norfuk’ boy, it was a long time before I saw, and heard, one of these lovelies. I had been told scary stories about ‘the North’ (most of which turned out to be true) and, to be sure, the roads in East Anglia in the 70s added extra painful hours of misery to any journey. So I never went there. In fact I think the first time I saw these birds was during the anti-Torness nuclear power station demonstrations in ‘77 and ‘78. It was love at first sight.
A thousand moons later and I moved to Shetland, where they are fairly numerous. SO, how come I only have crap pictures of them. I don’t know, perhaps it’s that, oh I can go after them tomorrow thing.
This lovely chap drifted past one day when I was camo’d up for Otter. So I took him but he was too far off really for the camera to be fair. One day I’ll go after them again, I live in Scotland for heavens sake.
Goldeneye
Bucephala clangula
Golden-eyed garrot. Gowdy Duck (Lothian; Orkney), Pied pigeon, Whiteside (Westmorland), Grey-headed Duck, Rattlewings (Norfolk), Whistler, Diving Duck (Shetland) Diver or Doucker (Roxburgh). Popping Wigeon. The latter because it pops down and up suddenly.
And not a mention of James Bond anywhere.
miserable day
Of course I don’t always pick the best days for a walk, this wet and miserable December is fit for reading indoors, not much else. But I want to find some sea duck, and I hope the weather has driven then closer. Well it hasn’t, or if it has the rain is blocking the view. Miserably trying to light a wet roll-up in a strong wind (it failed) I see a female Golden-eye pop to the surface. For the want of something to do now the roll-up won’t light I take her picture. As she dives again I realise she’s as wet as I am, but I can do something about it. In 3 miles time. I give up and head back.
Obviously a place-holder. It’s here to drive me to do better.
Greylag
Anser anser
One of the whistling duck?
'Lag' is possibly derived as a corruption of the word lake, or perhaps the Italian word 'lago' also meaning lake! The latter is maybe supported by the fact the white domestic goose derived from greylags may have come from Italy. Does it really matter! OK, has also been called Wild Goose (not the movie) Fen Goose, Marsh Goose, Stubble Goose and, well yes, Grey Goose, sums it up well.
Weather forecasting skills are attributed to the Greylag. Firstly, it used to be thought that the shape of the skein, whether 'V' or some sort of squiggly line, could tell how weeks frost there would be after the sighting. Unfortunately, Swainson provides neither full details of this, nor a source, so, I'll have to continue to use the ' keep giving us the taxes and we'll 'have a wild stab in the dark' service offered by the Met Office. However, a far more detailed saying comes from Morayshire:
"Wild geese, wild geese , ganging to the sea,
Good weather it will be :
Wild geese, wild geese , ganging to the hill
The weather it will spill '
That'll do.
big lump
I can’t claim a deep love for most geese really, just not my group I guess. And, of course, I am privileged to hear their soft melodic calls throughout the night, sometimes in harmony with Oystercatchers! That does make deep love hard to form. Anyway I wondered if any picture of such lumpy lumps could be considered ‘pretty’.
Didn't work did it !
breakfast table
Well this is as close as I’ve gotten, a slightly misty morning family scene on a nearby pond. It will have to stay until I find something nicer, don’t hold your breath.
Mute Swan
Cygnus olor
I have to admit that I am no great lover of Mute Swans, to make it worse, I really have no idea why! It could be because my mother truly adored them, and don't we always rebel against our parents? Anyway, even I will confess, that sitting on a mist-shrouded, reed-fringed dyke in the Norfolk Broads, watching one or two silently and serenely drift past in early-dawn light is an ethereal, almost quasi-mystical sight. Before I try to write poetry, (trust me my only potential niche in that art was fully filled by the great Dr John Cooper Clarke), let's get back some early work.
Such a big bold bird was hardly likely to escape Shakespeare's notice, the Globe, site of many first performances, was after-all along the Thames, and it appears as:
" A swan-like end, fading in music " in Merchant of Venice, and:
" I will play the swan, and die in music " in Othello.
Both allude, of course, to the old legend of Swans singing before death. which seems to date back to ancient Greece. Plato assigns the idea to Socrates that 'swans do sing in early life but not as beautifully as the do before death. Now, they covered some good ground did those ancient philosophers (if you want to know why you're wasting your time voting you gotta read Plato's Republic, it will save you a lot of time), but they also invented Ouzo, and sat in the sun a lot, I mean god knows what they heard singing.
Oh, they are actually not totally mute, but often 'talk' to their young using low soft notes. They were of course protected as a royal bird or King's Fowl, but this is a tedious story and I refer you to either Wiki or ' Birds Brittanica if you want to know as I've already spent too long on a bird I don’t especially like !
b&w
there is, after-all, only one colour to offset pure white and that's pure black. Ok that's a lie, very dark blue looks nice too, but that's nearly black, right?
so wandering around Stirling University's lochan after Julie's Doctorate graduation I saw this chap paddling toward the dark shadows of a tall group of trees.
wait wait, wait some more, make sure you've got that -2.5ev compensation dialed-in ready, wait a bit more. Why doesn't this bloody bird get a move-one, I'm ready.
Eventually, in his own good time, he swims where predicted and we get a quick burst, tweak ev adjust again, get a few more. There'll be enough to pick through there.
And that is how I got a picture just like I am sure fills the hard discs of gazillions of other bird photographers. Still, it is mine, and it is my website so it goes in.
b&w (2)
well I took this because I was sort of wondering if the dead Typha stems and the juvenile colour-scheme (well lack of really) would make an apparent monochrome picture. Well it does I suppose, but it doesn’t really work.
sometimes you want a concept for a picture to work, often it just refuses